LOLOL I love to read the missed connections on Craigslist - sometimes they are hilarious! I just came across this one:
thanks for crapping in my bed last night - m4w - 36 (TAMPA)
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2009-01-31, 5:50PM EST
we had a great time hooking up back at my place last night, great drunk sex, and then this morning no sign of you. but I did get your surprise in my bed, a nice big crap. what kind of ingrate are you? my dog would not even come in my room this morning.
this one too..
We were scratching the same places - m4w - 30 (Clearwater) Reply to: [email protected] [?] Date: 2009-01-31, 4:02PM EST I saw you when I came out of the Free Clinic getting from my shots. We were both scratching our crotches. Your hair was sticking up all over and your tooth was shinning in the sunlight. The perfume you were wearing almost covered up your body odor. I thought you had a big belly until I realized it was your boobs that had sagged to your beltline. Those tattoos and piercings you sport really turned me on. I want you more than maddog 20/20. Meet me in the cardboard box next to the Church of Scientology at midnight and let's compare diseases we have.
11:12 p.m. - 2009-02-01
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